Last night I watched the last part of the programme RATHU IRA on Swarnawahini. Ranil Wickramasinghe was being interviewed. Ranil did not look good. He needs help with posture, body language and also speech therapy.
The HOT Host
Oh la la! The host of that programme is so hot, much better than any Bollywood star I have ever seen. His nose is a dream. I think his name is Buddika, but I'm not sure. While watching the programme I realised that the opposition had made the wrong choice for the Common Candidate. They should have chosen the Rathu Ira Cute Host, hereafter referred to as RICH.
Rich would have won the election effortlessly. More than 50% of Sri Lanka's population is female. All of them wold have voted for rich. The female voter turnout would have been 100%.
Rich can solve all our problems effortlessly.
1 Quality of Life
As soon as the campaign starts our quality of life will improve. Can you imagine the billboards, cutouts and posters of rich allover the country? It's my idea of heaven. Anybody trying to touch one of these will haveto deal with the women.
2. Stopping Corruption
He only has to announce " Let the corruption stop" and the women will stop their husbands' corruption.
3. The Economy
Tourism will boom. There will be a huge influx of tourists - all female. They will just want to be surrounded by the cutouts of Rich. Imagine one the size of Godzilla. The main industry will be the production and sale of Rich memorabilia. We can even do a reality show of Rich telecast worldwide 24/7, generating foreign currency.
4. National Unity
The women of all races and classes will unite around rich. They would not let the men fight and mess up their utopia.
5. Health and Education
These are issues important to women. They will come up with great suggestions and I'm sure Rich will oblige them. Most nurses and teachers are women, they will ensure everything runs smoothly.
The Result
Once the population is healthy, wealthy, educated and able to live in peace and harmony. Then they can take care of themselves. Who cares about the other issues.
The General
Whatever his credentials ( and there are doubts about these), he is ugly. Who wants to see his ugly mug every day. He has no chance of motivating and mobilising the women.
Is Rich for Real?
Does Rich really exist? I have never seen anybody as near good looking as him in this country. Maybe he is a creation of special effects like Avatar.
Women make better leaders than men. Why do we need a poster boy to unite us.
ReplyDeletemessy mama is a diagrace to our nation. when you go on the internet you're representing our great nation. When you talk like this you make our race sound simple minded and plain stupid. Ignorant People like this shouldn't have access to the internet.
ReplyDeleteBlogs have opinions of individuals. Mervin is a representative of our people. We should congratulate ourselves.
ReplyDeleteHow right you are Anon3. Anon 2, I'm sure you'll in fact find that ignorant person closer home than you think!
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